MY MUM AND I (PART1)
I have decided to let
out some nasty stuffs I did as a small boy, virtually everyone has a story to
tell from their childhood days but I think mine is unique and also comic.
Ok (clears throat), on
that fateful evening, I was coming back from block rosary (if you know what I
mean) with a friend of mine, block rosary closes by 8pm and my parents were expecting
me to be back 8.20pm as usual, which wasn’t going to be the case that day.
On my way back home, my
friend and I decided to stop along the way and watch a champions league football game, my
team (Chelsea) was playing that very day and I had to watch it because I knew
on getting home I wouldn’t be able to watch the game. We kept watching till it
was very dark then I told him it was time to leave for home, we lived close to
each other, we left the match viewing center immediately, we kept on playing
around on getting close to our gate, something spoke to me, ‘Chime Francis, are
you sure your mum won’t hit on you for the second time?, she could be standing
behind the gate. Immediately, I told my friend to run and check if anyone was
standing behind the gate. Immediately, my friend rushed to our gate, on opening
the gate, he received three very hot slaps, behold it was my mum, I smiled, mum
you can’t get me again, when she noticed it wasn’t me that she slapped she
apologized to my friend, at that moment I ran away as fast as I could, if I had
ran a 100m dash with Tyson gay of then, I am sure I would have beaten him to
the finish line.
(You wouldn’t want to
know what happened next…)
I better stop here,
please don’t tell my Mum.
Written by @MC_CHIMEFRANCIS www.facebook.com/MCCHIMEFRANCIS
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